Friday, August 14, 2009

When an Angry Gorilla cries

Proof that libruls are wrong about health care being an unalienable right, as expressed by Angry Gorilla Glenn Beck on AM radio yesterday, August 13 (my commentary in parentheses):

1) As everyone knows (duh) unalienable rights come from GOD!

2) If healthcare was a GOD!-given right, we'd see Jesus down here healing people.
(Remember Jesus, the guy who supposedly said "do it to the least of these poor suckers, do it to me" and all that hippie librul crap?)

3) We don't see Jesus healing people. (Well, most of us don't.)

4) Therefore healthcare is not a right from GOD! (At least we agree on something.)

5) Therefore healthcare is not an unalienable right. (Q.E.D.)

6) Also, Obama is a racist.

Proof by god-stick to the head. Religion at its worst is visible in Glenn Beck. It subverts his reason and fuels his hate.

4 comments:

Jer said...

He actually made a claim to divinity?

Mike said...

Who? Jesus? Supposedly. Glenn Beck? Not that I heard.

Jer said...

No, I mean did he actually claim "If healthcare was a GOD!-given right, we'd see Jesus down here healing people."?

Mike said...

He sure did.